After a long break....

This winter is very cold,
at last snow has covered our country
and we are trying to avoid the freezing
temperatures by staying in.
(Picture from: www.freefoto.com)


Before thinking of answers to my questions about food,
the current topic of our English lessons,
enjoy reading these 'restaurant jokes':

“Waiter, your finger is in my soup!”
"It's all right sir. It isn’t hot.”

“Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!”
“It’s OK., Madam. It’s dead”

"Waiter, do you serve fish?” “Sit down, sir. We serve anybody.”
“Waiter, have you got frog’s legs? ” “No, sir. I always walk like this.”

A family finished their meal in a restaurant and the father called the waiter and said:

"My son has left quite a lot of meat in his plate.
Could you put it in bag so that I can take it home for dog?”

“Oh dad!” shouted the excited boy. “Are we getting a dog then?”

A man in a restaurant said to a stranger sitting at the next table: “Do you realize that you are reading your newspaper upside down?” “Of course I realize it. Do you think it’s easy?”
(Seliškar, Bits and Bobs, ZRSŠŠ, 1992)

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