This winter is very cold,
at last snow has covered our country
and we are trying to avoid the freezing
temperatures by staying in.
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Before thinking of answers to my questions about food,
the current topic of our English lessons,
enjoy reading these 'restaurant jokes':
“Waiter, your finger is in my soup!”
"It's all right sir. It isn’t hot.”
“Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!”
“It’s OK., Madam. It’s dead”
"Waiter, do you serve fish?” “Sit down, sir. We serve anybody.”
“Waiter, have you got frog’s legs? ” “No, sir. I always walk like this.”
A family finished their meal in a restaurant and the father called the waiter and said:
"My son has left quite a lot of meat in his plate.
Could you put it in bag so that I can take it home for dog?”
“Oh dad!” shouted the excited boy. “Are we getting a dog then?”
A man in a restaurant said to a stranger sitting at the next table: “Do you realize that you are reading your newspaper upside down?” “Of course I realize it. Do you think it’s easy?”(Seliškar, Bits and Bobs, ZRSŠŠ, 1992)
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